Necronomicommunist EP

by Necronomicommunist

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released October 9, 2012

Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by John Calvert
All songs written and recorded by Necronomicommunist

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Necronomicommunist Tallahassee, Florida

Super awesome fun music that will make you pregnant.

"...the best live show you've seen in years...new locals Necronomicommunist" -- Tallahassee Live Music Page [http://tinyurl.com/c763psw]

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Track Name: Pharaoh
I'm the Pharaoh. I said good goddamn.
I'm the Pharaoh from motherfucking Egypt land.
I'm the Pharaoh, so get out of my way.
I'm the Pharaoh. Yeeeaaah!!

Out in the desert where the sand and the palm trees grow
I am the Pharaoh. I'm the fucking Pharaoh.
I shit gold and watch the biscuits flow
I am the Pharaoh. I'm the fucking Pharaoh.
Make the sun set every night
Cause I'm the king of might makes right

(Chorus)

Sex party on the river Nile
I am the Pharaoh. I'm the fucking Pharaoh.
Make mummies out of crocodiles
I am the Pharaoh. I'm the fucking Pharaoh.
I'm something like a god
Goddamn that makes me hard (NOTE: "hard" must be pronounced as a Bostonian would to have the intended effect)

(Chorus)

I'm the Pharaoh, so fucking worship me
I'm the Pharaoh, a walking sex FUCK machine
I'm the Pharaoh, throwing parties every night
I'm the Pharaoh, alright, alright!!

(Chorus x2)
Track Name: Legendary
I can own anything that I need to
I can live anywhere that I want
I'm the baddest motherfucker alive on the planet
Everything I flaunt
I can live and die and get revived
Frankenstein-like scary
And when you see me coming
You know I'm legendary

Legendary, super life size
Legendary, like my soul
Legendary, where my heart was
There is a big black hole
Sweet vermouth, bourbon and a maraschino cherry
Pour me down your throat motherfuck
You know I'm legendary

My shoes are size awesome
And my neck bolts shoot out shocks
Ain't no man or woman alive
Who can meet my rock
My labcoat god made me hot
And lightning shooting fairy
And when you see me coming
You know I'm legendary

(Chorus x3)

When you see me coming
Baby when you see me coming
You'll never see me coming
I'm forever legendary
Track Name: Tyrannosaurus Sex
10 tons of sex appeal
65 million years I feel
Just coming into my prime
It's sexy lizard time
I drink from the swamp, and I live in the ferns
Asteroids make my lips burn
I'm a throwback baby, a lizard queen
You know you wanna be me

TYRANNOSAURUS SEX!
Built in leather boots
Claws as sharp as ice
TYRANNOSAURUS SEX!
Butt naked and frisky
Skin like a crocodile
TYRANNOSAURUS SEX!
Look at these teeth
You know I'm action below the belt
Come on, I'm Jurassic like a mother fucker
Come on, Come on

With tiny arms like these
I'm no fucking high five machine
But baby, check out these thighs
Come on you wanna run wild
I lay eggs, I eat them for dinner
I'm the original cretaceous sinner
Hot from Montana, good god damma
Suck the marrow from your bones

TYRANNOSAURUS SEX!
Built in leather boots
Claws as sharp as ice
TYRANNOSAURUS SEX!
Butt naked and frisky
Skin like a crocodile
TYRANNOSAURUS SEX!
Look at these teeth
You know I'm action below the belt
Come on, I'm Jurassic like a mother fucker
Come on, I'm not gonna eat ya mother fucker
Come on I smell like a tar pit
Come on and come on and come on

(Chorus)
Track Name: Fells. War. Go!
Early morning hold up on highway 9
The tellers holed up in the back
They're not gonna take her dead or alive
And she ain't cuttin no slack
Got a 66 T-bird, gonna go for a ride
And there's no chasing her down
First of her kind, yeah she's made up her mind
That she's gonna skip this town

We're gonna break them
We're gonna bust them
We're gonna stomp them
We're gonna slay them
We're gonna trash them
We're gonna waste em
Gonna take down those tellers tonight

Pull into Quincy, it's a quarter til 5
Guns loaded and ready to fire
Pull down the ski mask and sharpen the knives
You won't catch this hitgirl for hire
La policia no esta aqui
Tengo mucho dinero, alright!
That's what you get for fucking with me
Gonna take down those tellers tonight

(Chorus)

Fells. War. Go!

Esta tarde en la noche y soy libre al fin
A la frontera vuelo
Tengo el dinero y el plan de escape
Nadie mas tiene que morir
No me cogeran. Mi coche es sin marcar
Pero estoy listo para pelear
Si todo sale como esta planeado
Estare en Mexico esta noche

(Chorus)

Fells. War. Go!
Track Name: Brown Liquor Fight Song
I see you lookin at me
With that toothy, shit-eating grin
And I'm filled with Tennessee whiskey
So I'm gonna punch your teeth in
I can hold my liquor
Let's see if you can hold your lunch
Cause I've got nothing better to do
And you're about to get punched

This is where we fight!
This is where you die!
Filled up with sweet brown liquor
Gonna fight anyone I feel like baby, baby
This is where we fight!
This is where you die!
It's a shame about your face and arms and teeth and
Back and spleen. Fuck you baby, baby

Some people fight to win
And others fight for ladies
But baby I fight
Just to get punched!
And because I'm crazy
So if you see me coming
You best go buy me a drink
Or I'm gonna stick some-steel toed boots
Deep inside your pink

(Chorus x2)
Track Name: Wolf-related Violence
Wolfpack on 78
Wolfpack all fueled with hate
Wolfpack gonna eat your heart
Rip your loser world apart

Wolfpack on down the line
Wolfpack gnaw on your spine
Wolfpack howl at the moon
A bunch of hairy, smelly goons

She wolf, sexy, sexy violence
He wolf, dirty, nasty violence
Three wolves, gang-related violence
I love nasty wolf violence
(Repeat)

Wolfpack put you on trial
Wolfpack their toothy smile
Wolfpack an imposition
Just like the Spanish Inquisition

(Chorus)

Inquisition led by Torquemada!

Torque-torque-torque, Torque-torquemada
Torque-torque-torque, Torque-torquemada
Torque-torque-torque, Torque-torquemada

Red-hooded motherfucker!

Torque-torque-torque, Torque-torquemada
Torque-torque-torque, Torque-torquemada
Torque-torque-torque, Torque-torquemada

The wolves are gonna eat tonight
The wolves are gonna eat tonight
The wolves are gonna eat tonight
The wolves are gonna eat tonight
Cha cha cha!